What spammers are saying

Some of the spam comments I get are just too good to delete.  Any time I’m feeling low I can just visit my spam box for a little ego boost.  Here are some of my favorites:

I am really impressed with your writing skills as well as with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Either way keep up the excellent quality writing, it’s rare to see a great blog like this one these days..

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I reckon something genuinely special in this web site . <- being from the South, I love the phrases “I reckon” and “special.”   Though “special” in southern terms is not all together a good thing

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I went over this site and I believe you have a lot of wonderful info , saved to my bookmarks (:. <-weird backward smiley face?

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Yeah bookmaking this wasn’t a speculative decision great post! <- I love the phrase “speculative decision”.. must find a way to use this in conversation

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really good article. Ready to hear more next week

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Hello There. I found your blog using msn. This is a very well written article. I will make sure to bookmark it and return to read more of your useful information. Thanks for the post. I will definitely comeback. <- why hello to you too, but who uses msn to search? is that a thing now?

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My spouse and I stumbled over here by a different web address and thought I should check things out. I like what I see so i am just following you. Look forward to going over your web page repeatedly. <-you do that buddy, you do that.  How’s that for some repetition?

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Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone! <-Probably my favorite spam comment to date.  Off topic and all.  Wouldn’t it be funny if my post had been about the ocean or shells though?

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You can certainly see your enthusiasm in the paintings you write. The arena hopes for additional passionate writers like you who are not afraid to mention how they believe. At all times go after your heart. <-Yes, I’m a good writer of paintings. 

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